On the sixth day of Christmas

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Six Geese a-laying. Six. Six geese a laying. I guess she figures that in our one bedroom apartment we have space for six geese to lay eggs. These geese, while large and gamey, are NOT appropriate for this time, with the economy the way it is. Not AT ALL. And she couldn't have gotten Chickens... cheaper, much better at producing eggs, tastier. Oh, but she brings up a good point, I can enjoy these geese while I stare at my hand that has five golden rings on it... oh, that's just great.