On the fourth day of Christmas

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four calling birds. Alright, this is getting to be a little ridiculous. While I appreciate all the edible gifts from my true love I'm getting ever so slightly irked from the sheer amount of Poultry she's giving me. Especially calling birds... how expensive are these?! Probably way too too much. And four of them?! What in her right mind made her think we need FOUR BIRDS?! We've already got an extra French Hen from yesterday! Do you think that will keep forever?!